I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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