Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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