OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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