apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
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I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
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I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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