My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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