why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
He kissed a someone with a penis
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
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