Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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