I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
it hurts more in the daytime
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
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Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
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Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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