who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
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dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
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I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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