Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
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i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
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This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
wow bdsm is so cute
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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