Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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