Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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