yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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