Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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