After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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