i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
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The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
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Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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