My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
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