I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
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there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
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I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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