I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
