He is an equal opportunity slut.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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