Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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