He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I've blown a few things in my day
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
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At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
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I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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