Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
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He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
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The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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