he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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