And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize