So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
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There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
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Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
we should paint friendship bongs
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