Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
its not stalking. its research.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
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he quoted the bible to break up with me
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
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So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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