'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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