I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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