Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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