The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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