it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Watching her eat just hurts me
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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