Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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