Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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