I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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