office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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