He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Randomize
