We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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