I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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