Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
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just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
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I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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