i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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