Having a random hookup so left but love u
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
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So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
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You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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