Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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