i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
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Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
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Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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