Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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