Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
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Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
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Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I need a hoe opinion
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
last night I used snow as a chaser