we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
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I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
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I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
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