so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
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Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
the night ended with taco bell and tears
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
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The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody