Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
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I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
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I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina