break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
oh god the rape fog is back!
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15