i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
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after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I'm determined to sit on that face.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online