Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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