are you still at the devil's house?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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