you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
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This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
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Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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