someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
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I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
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As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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