i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
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Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
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I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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