even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
