Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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