Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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