ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
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I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
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There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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