your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
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It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
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So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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